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I cannot imagine what on earth possessed Joni Mitchell to record "(You're So Square) Baby I Don't Care," but more importantly, I can't think of why on earth her version ever charted. It's ridiculously limp. But I do like "Good Friends," however, which I'd never heard until this. Can anyone testify to how the rest of her work with Mr. Dolby is?
Even the ones I haven't heard before sound great:never heard of Mistress at all but I like the sound, enjoyed "She Loves My Car" for it reminds me of the goofier Utopia tracks. And finally His Majesty Mr. McDonald singing alongside Joni Mitchell without even being mentioned in a Popdose article! :-)
By the way: Fine feathers make fine birds! Kim Mitchell only looked like Diamon Dave once he started to wear baseball caps on his album covers. Earlier in the '80s he looked more like a Riff-Raff impersonator (see: http://cover6.cduniverse.com/msiart/large/00000...)
And then there's this Chartburn exchange from 2007, where one of our distinguished alumni accused Mr. Mister drummer Pat Mastelotto of slumming...when he played for XTC.
http://popdose.com/chartburn-72707/
Yet another shocker here, re: Missing Persons. It's criminal how neither "Words" nor "Destination Unknown" went top 40. The latter especially was one of my favorite 45s when I was a kid. You just made me feel like a 6 year-old again!
Have you been following Ms Dale Bozzio lately? Sounds like some heavy shit fell on her head too...
I remember the Millions Like Us record being promoted to death in our local record store--deep discounts, posters all over the place, mandatory in-store airplay, the works. I can see why--they're not good, not at all, but it is the sort of bland chart fare that evokes the late 80s rather nicely. Nevertheless, FAIL.
My pick for worst song on the list would be Mills's "The Medicine Song," a song I hate so much that I forgot why I hated it in the first place.
As far as Dale goes - I know about the animal cruelty stuff - but past that I've had no desire to follow her. Is there more than that?
The Medicine Song is really taking a beating this week - it is pretty bad, I admit.
the only song that I really recognized by them until recently was 'Destination Unknown', but I think that was only because the image of Dale Bozzio in her plastic bustier really. . .uh. . .excited me. . .as a 13 year old. . .
I always thought it was interesting how the Zappa alums in Missing Persons (Bozzio, O'Hearn, Cuccurullo) did such a 180. From FZ's complex-then-vulgar-then-silly-then-even-more-complex cadre to New Wavism. I dig it all.
"Guaranteed for Life" was another entry I heard once back when. It was courtesy of VH1 and as our backwoods neighborhood didn't have cable in '87, I assume I saw it at my grandparents' house.
My mother bought the cassette of Ronnie Milsap's One More Try for Love because of "She Loves My Car". The whole album was a crossover job, in case the album jacket didn't give that away (http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/ronnie_milsap/one_more_try_for_love/) I remember seeing the oh-so-COOL! video for "Car" on the syndicated Rock-N-America program, which also turned me on to The Rubinoos, The Bongos, and, er, Suicidal Tendencies.
"Words" was one of my absolute favorite songs at the time, and yet I never seemed to have the spending money whenever I saw the 45 (which wasn't often). So I'm partially responsible for shutting it out of the upper 40. (There's a challenge for you, Steed...a mental medley of songs entitled "Words"...Missing Persons, F.R. David, The Monkees, The Bee Gees, and Low for a wild card.)
I owned Joni Mitchell's Dog Eat Dog for all of two days. I figured, "Hey, I like Joni, 'Good Friends' was a pretty good tune, and it was released in '85 and produced by Dolby, just like Two Wheels Good!" Fortunately, I bought it used and could claim a defective copy.
Ronnie Milsap and Suicidal Tendencies in the same sentence. Breaking new ground here.
That's a worse mental medley than is in my head now. I'll stick with this one, thank you.
Re: Missing Persons: Dave, your comment was interesting about that band getting more recurrent airplay than any other that never made the Top 40...but I would guess that one of next week's bands gets more airplay with ONE non-Top 40 song than MP gets for all its hits combined.
And yes, I'm totally going back to listen to Milsap's 80's output at some point in the near future.
I cannot believe that Missing Persons didn't chart higher. "Words", "Destination Unknown" and "Walking in LA" are all huge favorites and I hear them constantly. Of course, that may be just my internal music player. "Walking in LA" tends to be referenced here in LA, because it's true, nobody walks in LA.
And yes, the blind man with the car is a funny thought. I've always wondered about things like this - I mean, it's a great song and I'm glad he recorded it, but didn't he "see" how weird this was - or was he in on the joke too?
The only other input I can offer for this week's offering is that i love Missing Persons. And yeah, it would seem they get the most airplay out of the non-Top 40 bands. It's funny seeing every one of their popular songs on this list. They certainly get a lot of airplay at my DJ gigs. Those songs have staying power, and I love them just as much now as I did back then. And yeah, Dale Bozzio was a babe.
Oh, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with your "Amanda"/"Babe" mental medley, though I may write you an angry email in a few hours when it has become obsessively repeating in MY head, because all this talk about it is starting to put the needle down on the record player that is my brain.
And I spoke to my chief editor at the day job and he also mentioned I should have put Mr. Mister under Mr. Such is life. Next time, asking before rather than after would be the better choice as well.
It's an arbitrary decision. You can safely put it under "MR" or "MI" so long as you're consistent (so, so long as you also put, say, Dr. & the Medics under "DO," you're OK.)
That said, at least in the US the inclination would be to do it under "MR." Alphabetizing "Mr" under "MI" is of those quaint and unnecessary grammar/usage conventions, akin to "never end a sentence with a preposition" or "always avoid the passive voice." These kinds of rules don't really help your writing, they just show that you know a lot of useless grammar trivia...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY8MrSUf5VQ
It includes:
-About 4 seconds of Ronnie Milsap. The rest of the time, the male lead is played by a guy who looks like a cross between Milsap and a young Gary Busey.
-The featured "video babe"? A 20 year old Mariska Hargitay.
-Cameos from Tattoo from Fantasy Island, the lady mechanic from Knight Rider, and Swedish 70s B-Movie babe Britt Ekland.
-Special Cameo by Exene and John Doe from X(!) Driving beside the lead characters in a convertable(!!) while Doe mimes the guitar solo(!!!)
-The combination of funk dancing while wielding nunchucks made of tools.
I told Jeff that this video goes beyond Captain Video--that an in depth review of it should be the first in a series titled "My God....It's Full of Awesome!"
I had help a couple years ago organizing my 8 billion CDs when dumping the jewel boxes and archiving them as hardcopy in sleeves in dj cases because we only listen to MP3s here anyway and I can't find anything (like, Cannonball Adderley quintet is in the C's not A's, WTF?)
I need a music freak with a library science degree to sort this crap out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can rip anything you want if you just make sense of it!
And Comps and Soundtracks? Soundtracks I've always filed under the name of the movie....but Various Artist comps, I've always filed under VA - then in order of the name of the album.
We ended up just combining everything into one stew of 2 categories: Compilations and not. We have some stuff stuck in the end (a few classical CDs...because composer, conductor, orchestra...too much sort criteria, some spoken word stuff) but for the most part it's comps+soundtracks first (By name of the album or movie unless it's Batman, in which case it's Prince) and then individual artists.
The main issue is trying to comprehend the interpretation of the sorter when going back to the stacks to get a disc out: For instance is Elvis Hitler a band or a person, and did the person sorting care anough to google or did he/she just guess...or did I send that one to the used store and I don't have it anymore?
Funny that I have Batman under B instead of Prince - and Prince is my favorite artist so you'd think I'd lump that together. Maybe I really have no order at all.
That damn "." I'd just call it "38" but that brings up an interesting point as well - what to do with them when they called themselves Thirty-Eight Special. Do I split the catalog of the group? And does it really matter because frankly, when will I ever be looking for the Thirty-Eight Special records anyway?
Not only did Kim Mitchell's "GO FOR SODA" get a bit of airplay on the rock stations in Chicago back in the day, but his (obviously non-charting) song "PATIO LANTERNS" did as well... both cool tunes!
Kims ego kinda ruined them after that but he always had the guitar skills.