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CHART ATTACK!: 11/20/76
"Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell
"I'm Sorry"/"Calypso," (double A-side single) by John Denver
"Convoy" by C.W. McCall.
Actually "Convoy" hit #1 for the week of Jan 10, 1976, but it was released in 1975 (along with the other five songs), and hit #1 on the Country charts beginning in December 1975.
WOW I still remember it just like it was yesterday. One of the few songs that came on the radio that my dad (41 years old when I was born 41 years ago) and I both liked at the time. In fact that might have been the only hit to do that particular "crossover," ever.
4. "You don't know Grand Funk? The bare-chested heroics of Mark Farner? The competent drumming of Don Brewer?"
Actually, #9 reminds me of all those awkward moments hearing "Hungry Like the Wolf" on the radio with my mom and wondering, "OK, which version are we going to hear? Do I need to change the station before the fade?"
It's funny, considering most of Linda Ronstadt's early-rock covers sucked ass, but I still think "When Will I Be Loved" stomps all over the Everlys.
The funny thing about "Love Won't Let Me Wait" is that Orgasm Girl is probably thinking, "Well, dammit, you're making ME wait long enough!" That is a much more authentic O than the one in "Love To Love You Baby."
I always figured that the Lisa in "I'm Not Lisa" was a dead girl, and that Jessi/Julie was trying to coax Waylon/Whomever past his grief, and she wouldn't give up until he was over it. And as for "Love Won't Let Me Wait," I was 15 when this song came out. Imagine how your average hormonally addled teenager felt hearing it ever three hours.
Now Chicago is like that baseball player you used to look up to, the one that knocked 'em out of the park at every step up to the plate. Now they're picking fights at conventions because they're asking for $80 just to sign a replica pennant, and it's not even a good, sturdy felt pennant. It's a recycled-underwear-and-doo-rag pennant. Their evil hag of an ex-wife is taking them to the cleaners because the botox is wearing off, the implants have burst and somebody's gotta set that junk straight. And finally, after years of abusing steroids, their nuts are like those clacker toys where you flick your wrist to get the clacker balls to snap back and forth on collision, only, they don't collide, they just swing around back 'n forth, aimless, impotent and pathetic.
But yeah, "Old Days" was hot.
"Chicago XI", the last LP they did before Terry Kath's death and source of the inferior hit "Baby, What A Big Surprise", has a couple of nice cuts that were not released as singles and did not get big FM airplay either. So "Old Days" was it. Great song.
I would not even have posted this correction except I notice a couple of pop chart connoisseurs lurking on this forum ... men/women after my own heart!
I love all of these songs! Your parents inexplicably dug John Denver? Mine dug Linda Ronstadt and the Eagles. And later, the Little River Band, but we don't talk about it anymore. That purple greatest hits album of hers was a staple of my childhood. To this day if I need to be snapped out of a foul mood, her version of "You're No Good" does the trick. Either that or Level 42's first album.
We must be of an age, Jason, I can't think of John Denver without thinking of the Muppets...
My parents were also Denver fans and we learned to like him as well and sat through Oh God! a few times. Appropriate title, I think. I blame my parents for my love of MOR music. Heh! I'm gonna bring that up in therapy.
Thanks for another fantastic Chart Attack Jason! But, uhm, what do you mean, "...we'll see you in a COUPLE of weeks..."?!
But I'm Not Lisa goes farther, inducing actual nausea. That song just emits a stench.
Freddy Fender, OTOH, can do no wrong.
That is the difference between quality country and...vomiting.