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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: 867-5309 To the World
Stop judging me.
http://www.premiumhollywood.com/2007/10/19/scar...
D'oh.
Didn't Vanilla Ice's makeover as a stoner happen about the same time as Hammer's gangsta makeover? They fell so quickly, but they were both caught in that cultural gap between the '80s and the '90s. You gaveth and you tooketh away so mercilessly, 1990!
Almost.
In addition, I'm 31 and not ashamed to admit that I like some stuff I shouldn't. I liked NSync, I think Up by Right Said Fred is one of the 100 best albums ever made and I'm not embarrased to say it. It takes a lot to make me wonder what drug I'm on. But, I'll say it here for the first time to anyone because I am way too embarrased about it otherwise - I own and enjoy the Scorpions record. Granted, I close my eyes and try to forget it's them - but I still can enjoy that album. God, I don't even want to post this one now....
Personally, I would put Bon Jovi in this category, along with Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow, etc. for jumping on the country bandwagon. I'm biased, though. Whether their songs and albums were actually successful matters not. The idea and cynicism behind their "country artistry" just bothers the hell out of me. We all know they're looking at the country genre as a cash cow and nothing more. The sad part is, John Rich has been instrumental in this "crossover" all along. His Muzik Mafia project brought these people over in the first place.
Glad to see Jewel called out. And figures she's making a country album. Though, I do admit she really wasn't bad as the emcee for the last "Nashville Star." If she'd do that sort of thing, and stop singing, she'd give me half a chance to stop finding her so irritating.
Even if John Rich wasn't involved, I doubt I'd watch the "Gone Country" show. I've already had enough Maureen McCormick and Carnie Wilson to last the rest of my life.
I always felt bad for MC. And Miss Gibson, if you're listening: a little free advice. Stop telling us you're no longer a teenager, no longer sing pop records, and cherish that time in your life because 'you're only allowed to be that cheesy once.' Just be who you are. Like the rest of us. We were younger, now we're older, and we're all okay with that. Get on with whatever you do and stop apologizing and explaining. 'kay?
How about the New Monkees?
They were already flirting with house in 88 with "Life at a top peoples health farm" and with their Joe Smooth mix of "Promised Land". I think its actually a quite good italo-esque house track...until the voice comes in.
I also remember the Alice Cooper album and thinking "Clones" was a pretty good song. If you take the whole Flush The Fashion thing with a grain of ironic salt, it's actually pretty decent.
I really despise Jewel, so I'm not going to mention anything about her.
Should we add a special mention for Michael Bolton 's evolution from hair-metal screamer to megaplatinum producer of crap?
Also, I really like Flush The Fashion. As someone who likes early new wave an awful lot, I'd say it's as valid an entry in the field as anything that came out in 1980.
I'd never heard anything from most of these others even as I knew about them (like 'The Elder'), so it was nice to get a taste of why they tanked. The Gaines clip is hilarious.
Oh no you didn't.
Showoff.
If only Jewel and her Jewels were as handsome as they were in the
past... Her songs, that is...