Popdose: Sugar Water: The Original Crime Scene Investigator
Eva
· 1 year ago
Again sugar and flowers for Caruso? Nice
Sara
· 1 year ago
Caruso's "non-fans" that you refer to is one person, Gabriele Huber who is Caruso's indicted Austrian stalker. Arrested last summer for threatening to murder the actor and his companion, she has been denied entry into the US. We, the internet public, therefore find ourselves on the receiving end of her Internet defamation campaign against Caruso which she wages from Austria.
Sure Caruso has his detractors, but Gabriele Huber is the only "non-fan" that has taken her hatred of the actor to a whole new level.
I am not a Caruso fan, but I would never wish harm upon him or any of his family or friends.
I just think he's a lousy actor.
Jack
· 1 year ago
However, I can understand that his ridiculously bad acting may bring his fans to do the worst imagable things (just joking). Funny story.
josie
· 1 year ago
Great piece again! FTR, Gabriele, posting here as Eva, isn't a Caruso hater; she's a Caruso obsessor. Her obsession did a 180 degree when he rejected her sexual advances in South Beach in '06. She has twice traveled from Austria to Florida and then to LA last summer, first as a love obsessor, then to kill him and his compansion(according to her death-threat letters). She never made it to LA; authorities detained her in Mexico. Her writings beg for psychoanalysis.
josie
· 1 year ago
It would be more acceptable if I could spell. Let's try "companion". Sorry for the oops.
Jack
· 1 year ago
I just think he's a lousy actor. Yup, me too!
mojo
· 1 year ago
The punk episode was a CLASSIC. It made me so happy that I survived the Punk Era. Had it not been for Quincy I might have ended up dead. He saved my life.
rwcass
· 1 year ago
I wish all the segments were still on YouTube. The dialogue was great. Someone on YouTube commented that it sounded more like outdated '60s hippie-speak than anything an actual punk-rock fan would say.
Sara
· 1 year ago
"Jack", "Old_Davy" and "Eva" are all pseudonyms for Gabriele Huber. Check you site stats. All three of those names will have Austrian i.p. addresses. After this comment posts, Huber will change over to a proxy server to disguise her location. Huber is one sick, deranged woman.
Don't fret though. Any time and every time a blog mentions the words "david caruso" Gabriele Huber hi jacks the comments section so she can post something negative about David Caruso. She's also using the name "Jack" on the Hot Momma Gossip blog.
Actually, Old Davy is real. He posts comments on this site quite a bit.
Old_Davy
· 1 year ago
No harm, no foul, Sara. In fact, it's not the first time I've been mistaken for a woman, but that's a totally different story.
Sara
· 1 year ago
My apologies to "Old_Davy". Huber also steals other's on-line identities making it a difficult call at times.
rwcass
· 1 year ago
No sweat, at least as far as I'm concerned. I have to admit that last week I was very confused as to who was who in the comments.
DwDunphy
· 1 year ago
David Caruso is to acting what Jade was to cinema. Or enema. Both give me the flash-craps.
But Quincy? No way, Quincy was my boy! Him and Sam were like the Batman and Robin of 70s mystery TV. "Sam! I need you to get that body back! I know what we missed last time!"
"But Quincy! The funeral was three hours ago!" Quincy hands Sam a shovel.
"Hope you had your orange juice this morning, buddy!"
Classic...k... And I'm sure glad the show never made it into the age of hip-hop. The thought of Klugman realizing the error of his ways, embracing the "poetry of the streets" and ending the episode with "My name's Quincy Quincy and I'm here to say..." evokes Caruso-level diahrrea.
Anonymous
· 1 year ago
David Caruso is to acting what Jade was to cinema. Or enema. Both give me the flash-craps.
Nicely put. He is simply unwatchable.
dojo
· 1 year ago
You write it, they will come! But I suppose you've already got that one. Yep, Eva is just another alias. BTW, you've suckered me in. You are now in my favorites. Aren't you proud? Nah. I loved Quincy; actually, I love Jack Klugman. Quincy, Odd Couple, plus tons of great movies. And, if the lunatic starts spouting about Caruso and Daniels, I'm holding you personally responsible. I don't need any more stumbling blocks. BTW2, are you involved with Second City?
rwcass
· 1 year ago
I'm just teasing Klugman, of course, but he is on his high horse during those later seasons of "Quincy."
DAVID CARUSO AND JEFF "J." DANIELS HAVE BEEN SECRET LOVERS SINCE THEY MET AT THE PREMIERE OF "MY FAVORITE MARTIAN" IN 1999.
I took classes at Second City and have done several shows in their "studio theater," Donny's Skybox, as well as a few showcases on the Second City e.t.c. stage. They put up some great shows on the main and e.t.c. stages all the time.
Jeff
· 1 year ago
Nice song tie-in. Really though, Horatio Caine is a cartoon. CSI is pretty far from reality as it is (which is fine, I don't necessarily look for realism in TV), but he's so over the top.
rwcass
· 1 year ago
Like I said last week, Horatio's so different from every other character on the show that it's like Caruso is starring in another show altogether in his mind. Horatio really is a cartoon character at this point, and Elizabeth Berkley's Jessica Rabbit-like performance on last night's episode complemented him well.
Liz
· 1 year ago
I agree both Caruso and Berkley are not only cartoon characters they have next to no chemistry as far as I can see. Like somebody mentioned somewhere else - I'm not too sur if Caruso is on the joke. Maybe he was in earlier yeras. But now looks like he takes himself all too seriosly.
josie
· 1 year ago
Can't argue that Caruso is over-the-top, even more so than most of the cast, if that's possible. Don't agree that Berkley compliments him at all. She doesn't fit in that genre. Maybe that dance-pole image is seared into my brain. Judging from last night, with all her widow's wad, she can't afford more than one half dress? Caruso plays his joke to the hilt; is anyone going to clue Berkley in?
Sara
· 1 year ago
Agree with Josie about Berkley's dress. But then take a look at Caruso's wardrobe--it's been the same for 3 years. Suit and dark shirt. Must be some tight budgeting going on in the CBS wardrobe department. Odd for a hit show too.
rwcass
· 1 year ago
That's his superhero costume, I tells ya!
The writers know what the audience wants from Elizabeth Berkley. And Elizabeth Berkley knows what the audience wants from Elizabeth Berkley. (But I did hear that she was good in 2002's "Roger Dodger," with Campbell Scott.)
josie
· 1 year ago
Let me see. How can I say this with some class? His "superhero costume" sucks. I can buy the suits, but those striped shirts are wearing very thin. May as well just print the big red "S" on the front.
Elizabeth Berkley's "audience" that you mention is all male. I'm not aware of the demographics of the show, but I'm guessing half the audience would prefer she wear turtleneck tops.
rwcass
· 1 year ago
But what did you think of Jack Klugman's eye candy on "Quincy"? C'mon, class, we're getting off topic here ...
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Sure Caruso has his detractors, but Gabriele Huber is the only "non-fan" that has taken her hatred of the actor to a whole new level.
www.thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com
I just think he's a lousy actor.
Yup, me too!
Don't fret though. Any time and every time a blog mentions the words "david caruso" Gabriele Huber hi jacks the comments section so she can post something negative about David Caruso. She's also using the name "Jack" on the Hot Momma Gossip blog.
www.thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com
But Quincy? No way, Quincy was my boy! Him and Sam were like the Batman and Robin of 70s mystery TV. "Sam! I need you to get that body back! I know what we missed last time!"
"But Quincy! The funeral was three hours ago!" Quincy hands Sam a shovel.
"Hope you had your orange juice this morning, buddy!"
Classic...k... And I'm sure glad the show never made it into the age of hip-hop. The thought of Klugman realizing the error of his ways, embracing the "poetry of the streets" and ending the episode with "My name's Quincy Quincy and I'm here to say..." evokes Caruso-level diahrrea.
Nicely put. He is simply unwatchable.
BTW, you've suckered me in. You are now in my favorites. Aren't you proud? Nah. I loved Quincy; actually, I love Jack Klugman. Quincy, Odd Couple, plus tons of great movies. And, if the lunatic starts spouting about Caruso and Daniels, I'm holding you personally responsible. I don't need any more stumbling blocks. BTW2, are you involved with Second City?
DAVID CARUSO AND JEFF "J." DANIELS HAVE BEEN SECRET LOVERS SINCE THEY MET AT THE PREMIERE OF "MY FAVORITE MARTIAN" IN 1999.
I took classes at Second City and have done several shows in their "studio theater," Donny's Skybox, as well as a few showcases on the Second City e.t.c. stage. They put up some great shows on the main and e.t.c. stages all the time.
Like somebody mentioned somewhere else - I'm not too sur if Caruso is on the joke. Maybe he was in earlier yeras. But now looks like he takes himself all too seriosly.
The writers know what the audience wants from Elizabeth Berkley. And Elizabeth Berkley knows what the audience wants from Elizabeth Berkley. (But I did hear that she was good in 2002's "Roger Dodger," with Campbell Scott.)
Elizabeth Berkley's "audience" that you mention is all male. I'm not aware of the demographics of the show, but I'm guessing half the audience would prefer she wear turtleneck tops.