I bet if you mix a bag of these with a bag of those Chocolate Skittles, then grab a random handful and threaten to eat it, you can bring peace to the middle east.
Colin McKay
· 1 year ago
When you say "suck it" do you say it in an accent, like Frenchie used to do on the old Opie & Anthony show?
EightE1
· 1 year ago
Um, dude, read the fine print on the packaging. That's the Mars brand of laxative. You've probably already figured that out by now, though ...
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DwDunphy
· 1 year ago
Ah, but it's Mars' special blended form of laxative for elitists. You'll shit up a storm, yet it will never stink.
Darren
· 1 year ago
Ever had diarrhea come out sideways, Dunph-man?
DwDunphy
· 1 year ago
No, but I have experienced something I'll euphemistically call "explosive turtleheads." .
Kristin
· 1 year ago
fucking funny as hell
hagen
· 1 year ago
What special part of the planet do you occupy that provides such luxurious foodstuffs to find their decadent ways to your overprivileged gullet, El Cid? Have you wandered into a recreated Rite Aid from Ancient Rome seemingly built just for your gastronomical predilections, or is Popdose secretly sponsored by a future-based alimentary who can only exist if the Republican Dream ever truly comes true? As I await your confession, I will throw away the 'poverty-flavored' M&M's in my house and eat saltines until my universe catches up with your reality.
Stephen
· 1 year ago
This post made me lol - its very well written with great comedic timing, so much so you should make a video acting this and post it up on Youtube.
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