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Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

standing_damaged — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 23:27:15 -0000

25 Days of this?
You're cruel cruel men.....

Now I know where Bill O'Reilly got the deluded notion someone was at war with Christmas :P

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

MatthewBolin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 15:58:36 -0000

Dude is also the father of the child of former Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace:

http://www.usmagazine.com/d...

http://www.clevelandleader....

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

EightE1 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:34:24 -0000

Oh I remember. Dear God, I remember. I'll probably have to call my therapist later if I don't stop shaking.

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Michael — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:31:17 -0000

Woman? Seriously... how does Spade pull these women? First Heather Locklear and now Nicollette Sheridan?

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

jasonhare — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:25:58 -0000

What is WRONG with that woman?

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

jasonhare — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:24:58 -0000

I agree completely, Rob, although you should check out last year's Boltonmas post -- he does a bit of caterwauling in that one. But you are right -- it simply doesn't compare to the Bolton of yore.

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

MatthewBolin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:15:45 -0000

I fear I must correct Jason on one point: Bolton and Nicolette broke off their engagement at the end of the summer. She is now dating....I shit you not.....David Spade:

http://www.tvguide.com/News...

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

EightE1 — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:17:34 -0000

I agree this could have been worse. Like Samson shorn of his strength-giving locks, Bolton sans mullet is somehow less Boltony. Like he's half the Bolton he used to be. Seriously, that thing probably weighed 20 or 30 pounds.

He tries to make up for it with the smug camera shot, the cooing intro, and the humming, but those caterwauling passages lack the power of the mulleted Bolton. Because honestly, when someone goes to the local Wal-Mart and exchanges their 15 hard-earned bucks for A Swingin' Christmas, they're putting their money down for those caterwauling passages. Lots of them. No Sinatra shit, no humming, no falsetto. One caterwaul after another. The strings? Inconsequential. Children's choir? Only if the kiddies are his offspring and they, too, inherited the caterwaul. To not receive that unbridled power in the all-powerful, mulletted fashion to which we were accustomed in the early 90s is something of a rip-off.

Shout on, Michael. Shout on.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go practice my "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallelujah's."

Rob
EightE1

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

DwDunphy — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 13:05:27 -0000

Next up: Kenny G!

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Michael — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:34:23 -0000

I'm nearly convinced that you guys have raided my mothers holiday music collection. What's next, Kenny G?!?

Re: The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Boltonmas!

DwDunphy — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:13:46 -0000

Wow. Michael Bolton. The architect of Battered Wife Syndrome. It's all coming back to me now.