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Popdose: The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Saw at Mellowmas Time | Popdose

  • whdup · 1 year ago
    that hurts!
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    Saw lady (who I've seen in the Times Square subway station) has a website?!? Well if that doesn't beat all. I miss New York City even more now!!
  • David_E · 1 year ago
    I spent most of this post wondering how one poops an eardrum.
  • jefito · 1 year ago
    Believe it or not, it's less painful than pooping a Jarreaumas.
  • JonCummings · 1 year ago
    True. "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" forced me to poop a ginormous Jarreaumas.
  • DavidMedsker · 1 year ago
    Fuck you guys, that was brutal. if Christmas is about the spirit of giving, I'm giving you both a swift kick in the kitten the next time I see you.
  • JonCummings · 1 year ago
    I thought that was Wing for a minute.

    I think Jason had better damn well teach a saw how to sing by next week's gig. I only want to hear "Last Christmas" at Acoustic '80s if it's being sung by a saw.
  • MichaelWSP · 1 year ago
    I couldn't advocate this more than I do.

    Jason, learn to play the damn saw by next Friday. Chop Chop!
  • jasonhare · 1 year ago
    SHUT UP. I will KILL YOU.
  • DwDunphy · 1 year ago
    Acoustic 80s... Now featuring more fatal saw mayhem.

    I said it before - I'll say it again. YIKES.
  • Bob · 1 year ago
    That was horrifically awful. What's next -- "The Singing Butt Cheeks"?
  • Old_Davy · 1 year ago
    Up next, "The Budget Band" They're going to play Jingle Bells with the melody spun out on wine glass rims and make the clopping sound of the horses' hooves with spoons.
  • ozarkmatt · 1 year ago
    Hey, wine glass music is cool, check out that new Gilmour live album in the previous post. But only if you watch the DVD will you see what makes the surreal "hum" at the beginning of "Shine On . . . "

    It's a trip that they can amplify wine glasses enough to fill up an entire Polish shipyard. . . . .
  • MichaelWSP · 1 year ago
    I have nothing to add here, except to confirm that Jason is totally a 6 year old when he throws temper tantrums.
  • jasonhare · 1 year ago
    I repeat. I WILL KILL YOU!!!! *kicks and screams on floor*
  • cleek · 1 year ago
    the singing saw is the Luddites theramin
  • BenW · 1 year ago
    This same guy played on the "One Flew Over the Cuckoos' Nest" soundtrack
  • DwDunphy · 1 year ago
    What a fantastic new angle. Do you think if I learn how to play the builder's level and stud-finder Merge Records will finally give a crap about me too?
  • Beau · 1 year ago
    Are you sure this isn't the new Radiohead?
  • jefito · 1 year ago
    Funniest comment of Mellowmas!
  • jabartlett · 1 year ago
    Julian Koster played in Madison back before Thanksgiving. There was no fixed venue--he asked people to e-mail him and then he'd come to their house to play. Seriously.
  • jefito · 1 year ago
    Oh, NOW you tell us. We could have had you write a post! "Julian Koster Live: My Night with the Singing Saw."
  • Old_Davy · 1 year ago
    Engineer Steve Reynolds said "It's like Julian Koster entertaining you in your living room." And for an extra $10, Wing will come over and do the dishes.
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    I love the Saw Lady - I see her at Union Square a lot. Do you know that she is the organizer of the annual NYC Musical Saw Festival? Here is a video to prove:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mltQGm0_dVE
  • jefito · 1 year ago
    There's an entire FESTIVAL? Thanks for the tip. I will purchase tickets for Jason.
  • Curt · 1 year ago
    Have you tried playing this shit for your pets? It's gotta be cool - just don't let PETA know...

    If anyone doubts the authenticity of this, here's the You-Tube proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duC7GXtnyhY Santa Claus is coming to town! And what's up with the Stepford wife/girlfriend/sister? I want whatever drug she's on that allows her to keep cooking dinner and not run out of the room screaming.
  • Old_Davy · 1 year ago
    Know why that video is only 1:35 long? Cause at 1:38, the woman picks up the cast iron skillet from the stove and konks Julian on the head with it.
  • Beau · 1 year ago
    Funniest comment on that video: "I can't help but think there's someone out there trying to cut a log in half with a cello."

    I remember reading about the saw as a classical music instrument, but it was used by all the 20th-century guys who turned classical music into something played only on university campuses.
  • Beau · 1 year ago
    I want "Metal Machine Music Christmas"!
  • Elaine · 12 months ago
    It sounds like alien Christmas carols. This stuff would probably be at home in an SNL skit that also thinks it's clever and fun. And what is the story with the background noise? It sounds like dishes being washed in a very large cafeteria.
    Is this guy Julian Koster kindof a mental patient or something? Maybe we shouldn't be making fun of him.