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Popdose: The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Liberace and the Christmas Vest | Popdose

  • Tony Billoni · 11 months ago
    Oh Come All Ye Faithful
    Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel
    Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home)
    Come On Christmas
    Santa Claus is Coming To Town

    You see why "Lee" like Christmas so much? I'd have passed on the egg drop soup at his place!

    The vest is nice, but it ain't got as much pimp hand as Lee's multi-level dreamcoat.
  • jefito · 11 months ago
    Stop it. The vest is not "nice."
  • DwDunphy · 11 months ago
    Pshaw, it is nice... Especially if you need to sync your projection TV. That sucker will put those RBG guns right in line.
  • Michael · 11 months ago
    That vest is just lovely Jeff.
  • jefito · 11 months ago
    Why must you encourage Jason?
  • DwDunphy · 11 months ago
    Because we don't want him sending the rest of us vests too.
  • Ted · 11 months ago
    You know, if you ever wanted to work at Flingers or Chotchkies as a food server or bartender, you've got the perfect vest now -- and you don't even have to wear any flair.
  • David_E · 11 months ago
    HA-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    Vest.
  • mojo · 11 months ago
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  • mojo · 11 months ago
    Now. In a proper frame of mind. Nice vest!
  • DwDunphy · 11 months ago
    Oh my God, my eyes are twitching like a Geiger counter.
  • BenW · 11 months ago
  • enohead · 11 months ago
    It's just a hunch, but I think Bob is fond of the word "Fabulous!"
    (with exclamation point, of course)
    Check out the punch-out Liberace card page again.
    Fabulous!

    Also - I about pissed my pants when Jeff said that it sounds like this song was ripped from vinyl. Maybe the master tapes got a touch of the AIDS, too.

    I'm keeping mum about the vest.
  • Old_Davy · 11 months ago
    Jeff looks ready to play one of the wise men in his daughter's school holiday play. The flashy one. The one that brought "gold".
  • jefito · 11 months ago
    That sounds like a great way to get kicked off the PTA. I'll file it away for when she's older.
  • DwDunphy · 11 months ago
    I'd hate to see what Wise Man Frankincense will be wearing.
  • Steve · 11 months ago
    This is the worst-looking vest I ever saw. What, when you buy a vest like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

    Oh, it looks good on you though.

    (with apologies to Rodney Dangerfield)
  • EightE1 · 11 months ago
    Where have I seen Jeff in that vest before? Oh, that's right ...

    http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/r/j/rjs407/je...

    Rob
    EightE1
  • jefito · 11 months ago
    That's the second time today that a terrible person has Photoshopped a picture of me in that horrible vest. I know I deserve it for all the shit I've talked through three years of Mellowmas, but still...I hate all of you.
  • jasonhare · 11 months ago
    This is the best Mellowmas gift ever. It almost makes up for the fact that you totally cheated: you were supposed to take a picture with your wife standing next to you, rolling her eyes at these stupid games we play.
  • Eric S. · 11 months ago
    There are a lot of vests in that picture. I'm sorry, which one is Jeff again?